Wednesday, May 10, 2006

On The Way Down

So ... the truth is out ... our deepest fears have come true ... Kevin Federline continues to infest the world with the spawn of his loins -- and he doesn't care who he ruins in the process. Britney Spears, who is here in NYC this week, paid a surprise visit to The Late Show with David Letterman to officially announce that she is pregnant with her second child. Brit prolonged her announcement by trying to stumble thru reading the Top 10 List before finally coming out with the news:

Yowza ... she looked really bad in this horrible satin potato sack. I'm not sure how many babies she's pregnant with but it looks like at least 8. Even tho Brit claims that she will not quit her music career just because she's going to be a mom again, I think it's safe to say that her career is gonna quit on her. In case you missed out on the announcement last night you can click HERE to watch it for yourself. [Source]

Britney looked a tiny bit better as she left The Late Show (mainly because her coat covered up her chubby back) as did Sean Preston ... hey, at least he was wearing socks:

Her bangs are just terrible ... she looks like a thicker Kimberly Stewart ... which is so sad. I can't even begin to tell you ... I'm certain that she is about done. I can't imagine a reinvention occurring at this point. The worst thing about all of this is the fact that K-Fed keeps winning. K-Fed = 2, Britney = 0. [Source]

There is a new rumor that Britney is planning a surprise divorce for K-Fed ... but it seems like way too much to hope for -- altho, it would make up for this new baby news bull shizz.

Things are looking up for Sean P. at least ... Britney finally decided to buy the poor kid some clothes:

I'm sure the kid was gettin' tired of looking like poor white trash wearing only a diaper and a dirty face. I am a bit worried for poor Sean P. ... with a new baby on the way I hope he won't get pushed to the side and forgotten about. I wouldn't be surprised if Sean started hitting the sauce by the end of the year ... with parents like Spederline I'm shocked the kid isn't a raging alcoholic already. [Source]

Lindsay Lohan was on hand for the Hollywood premiere of her new movie Just My Luck:

I'm not sure how I feel about the plunging neckline on that dress ... but I am utterly THRILLED that she left the leggings at home. Just My Luck tells the tale of the luckiest girl in the world trading lives with the unluckiest guy in the world until they both learn life lessons that make them appreciate their lives. Um, I think I liked this movie when it was called Freaky Friday. It sounds so cheesy ... so corny and ... Yeah ... I think I'm gonna hafta make Sarah go see it with me. [Source]

The Lost promo machine keeps chugging right along with the release of this newspaper ad in today's issue of the Chicago Tribune:

Interesting ... the just released Lost tie-in novel Bad Twin is getting hype from the fictional Hanso Foundation. What an awesome way to generate sales for this new book. What is it exactly that the Hanso Foundation (and The Others?) don't want us to know about them? I hate feeling like I'm being suckered into reading this book ... and I am going to read this book. This whole campaign is just brilliant ... don't forget that a brand new episode of Lost airs tonight. [thanks Kim and Emilie]

Maggie Gyllenhaal is handling her pregnancy very well ... it doesn't seem to be having an averse impact on her normal behavior ... except for the fact that she now appears to be a hardcore rapper:

Awww yeah, bitches! Thug 4 Life ... I love it! [Source]

In other Gyllenhaal news, US Weekly is reporting that Jake Gyllenhaal has a new woman in his life, Olympic snowboarder and Toledo, Ohio native Gretchen Bleiler:

The pair are so serious that Bleiler, 25, is moving from her current residence in Snowmass Village, Colorado to Los Angeles to be with Gyllenhaal. The couple shares a love of the outdoors in common. Gyllenhaal is often seen skate-boarding, biking, and surfing ... When reached for comment, Gyllenhaal's rep said, "Thank you for inquiring but we do not comment on his personal life." Um ... I ... uh .... for real?! I want to be nice but, this picture of Gretchen isn't very flattering ... so I'm gonna just wish them well ... blah blah blah. [Source]

Another celebrity couple has called it quits ... check out these pictures of Brooke Burke and Burger King having a huge fight on a private yacht over the weekend:

Well, it was good while it lasted. With the way things work amongst Hollywood couples, I'm surprised they lasted 5 months. I'm not sure what brought about the split but I suspect that Brooke got tired of Burger King waking up in other men's beds. [thanks Katie]

Uh oh ... here comes trouble ... Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson are hanging out and that can only mean one thing ...

... there is going to be a run on penicillin in the greater Los Angeles area ... one of epic proportions. [Source]

It's good to know that Jessica Simpson hasn't lost her ability to do stupid things just because she's no longer getting paid by MTV to do stupid things on camera:

Jessica Simpson headed through LAX security Monday and appears to have almost sent her dog, Daisy, through the X-ray conveyor belt. The move turned out to be a near-miss, as Daisy ended up staying clear of the X-ray machine. After the security snafu, Jessica and Daisy boarded a plane and headed to New York. The fact that Daisy has lived this long is a miracle in and of itself. Bless the poor dear ... I fear her days are numbered. [Source, thanks Amanda]

Speaking of Simpson bitches (er, the dogs not the sisters), Ashlee Simpson has followed Mischa Barton's lead by picking up a new puppy to drag around all over the place to be her play thing ... let's all say hello to Hula:

No word on what is going on with her other dog Blondie (which Ash received as a gift from former boyfriend Ryan Cabrera a few years ago) but I'm sure she hasn't been thrown by the wayside to be forgotten for all time -- just like I'm sure the same won't happen to poor Sean Preston Spears-Federline. [Source]

Kelly Osbourne has unveiled a new look recently ... it looks like she was inspired by one of Drew Barrymore's super old, trashy looks:

We always thought that Kelly Osbourne had her own unique style. But her latest scruffy, blonde bob with flower accessory reminds us of someone else. Wind the clock back eleven years ... And up pops Drew Barrymore - in her wilder days. Kelly ... oh, Kelly ... if at first you don't succeed please try and steal a hot look from someone else. [Source]

Dita von Teese was on hand at the UK launch party for the newly revamped Audi TT Coupe sports car last night:

The beautiful pin-up burlesque diva Dita von Teese unveiled the new car which consists of 69% aluminum and 31% steel -- which is perfect because I understand that Dita consists of 69% white power and 31% bootyliciousness. [Source]

Pink reader Suzanne was at the Bamboozle concert at the Meadowlands in NJ over the weekend and sends in these interesting pictures of Jared Leto (performing with his band 30 Seconds to Mars) to share with all of us:

You gotta give the guy props for sticking to his gothy guns. Wearing baboon face paint on a stage in front of thousands of fans can't be that easy ... but who ever said it was easy being a pimp? [thanks Suzanne]

New York magazine has compiled its list of the 100 Most Influential New Yorkers and named my dear friend Ultragrrrl (Sarah Lewitin) and the beautiful LoveLeigh (Leigh Lezark) among NY's most influential peeps:

Here is what NY mag says about Ultra: Like it or not, she has more power than any print music critic ... Like it or not, she has more power than any print music critic. Here is what NY mag has to say about Leigh: Equal parts Louise Brooks and Kate Moss, Lezark is a downtown "It" girl-cum marketing phenomenon. Her vampy little-girl-lost look was made for the club-scene photos at, and thanks to a never-ending stream of celebrity D.J.'s -- Madonna, Hilary Duff, Hedi Slimane -- her weekly "MisShapes" party at Don Hill's continues to draw L-train mods. Congrats to the both of them ... they're both really cool chicks and I'm glad to see that they are being recognized for just being who they are ... influential and hot NYC chicks. [Source]

And finally, Pink reader Clare sends in this scan from the latest issue of Australian Cosmopolitan magazine:

I'm not sure that I believe that PITNB really is place where models go to keep up with the latest style trends (unless they want to know what not to wear) but I am flattered by the shout-out nonetheless. XO [thanks Clare]

Yesterday was a great, fun, lazy day ... David and I spent the day together in his apartment ... doing nothing ... until we met up with his lovely roommate, Sashie, for dinner. We had the best time ... Sashie and David have been the most amazing hosts. I love them for letting me invade their space for all this time ... I also love them for talking me into joining their quest to devour the new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor Marsha, Marsha, Marshmallow in record time. I'm happy to report that we made quick work of the whole tub of ice cream.

Today is my last full day in the NYC ... I'm off to enjoy it! Lates!