Sunday, April 02, 2006

XENU <3s YOU!

It's no joke ... Scientology is the bomb!

I'll miss you all.

t.













PSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCH!

C'mon y'all ... I had to eff with all y'all for a little while longer ... this Scientology shizz is just too funny. I had 3 elaborate ideas to run for April Fool's Day but I ran out of time to make them convincing ... I even got hate mail over my little joke -- check out this email from a PITNB "fan":

Subject: YOU SELLOUT!
I CANNOT F***ING BELIEVE MY EYES! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! YOU HAVE SPENT HOURS & HOURS MAKING FUN OF THE LIKES OF TOM CRUISE & SCIENTOLOGY!
HAVE YOU BEEN BRAINWASHED? ON BEHALF OF ALL OF YOUR FANS- A BIG BIG FUCK YOU


LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I honestly came up with the Scientology thing at the last minute ... I didn't think it would work so well. I love it! But enough ... let's get to it ...

Nickelodeon held it's annual Kids' Choice Awards in Hollywood yesterday and a whole slew of teen favorite celebs showed up ... including the very lovely, very sweet ... very clean Jamie Lynn Spears:


At least we still have Jamie Lynn to hold out hope for ... I know that Britney is in the midst of her reinvention but just in case things don't go as planned then we can still pin our hopes and dreams on J-L Spears. She looks amazing ... she picked up the Kids' Choice Award for Favorite TV Actress. Hollllla! [Source]

Lindsay Lohan was also on hand at the Kids' Choice Awards ... she decided to give all the little kiddies a little somethin' more than they were expecting:


I know when I get to go to the Kids' Choice Awards someday I'm gonna leave my underwear at home, too! [Source, Source]

Kristin Cavallari and Jilary also made appearances at the Kids' Choice Awards show:


That's a lot of glam for a Nickelodeon awards show if you ask me. [Source]

My good friend Joe sniffed out this new picture of Tobey McGuire dressed in the black Spider-Man suit from the upcoming third Spider-Man movie:


I love it! It's sweet as hell ... check out Peter Parker's eyes ... methinks he is about to become all Venomized! This movie looks amazing already ... I can't wait til it gets released NEXT FREAKIN' YEAR! [thanks Joe]

Tom Cruise is in Germany right now ... which is very strange because Katie Holmes is due to explode her baby all over the place any day now ... check out these pictures of Tommy boy on the German TV show Wetten Dass ..?


HMMMMMM ... shady, shady, shady. I can't imagine that he would want to be so far away from Katie right around the time she's about to "give birth". I wonder if his crazy ass took her with him to Germany ... maybe they'll disappear for a few days and Voila! they'll show up with a brand new baby. HMMMMMMMMMM ... [Source]

Pink reader Chad sends in these pictures of the single artwork for Mariah Carey's new single Say Somethin':


OY! Mimi is so trashy ... I loves it! Hasn't she already done the "I'm gonna wear a bandana as a top" thing before? I'm thinkin' right around the Glitter era ... Oh Mimi, haven't you already learned your lesson? [Source, thanks Chad]

Here is your first look at promo pictures for the new Marilyn Manson movie based on Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland titled Phantasmagoria:


Creepy! This movie is gonna be creepola y'all ... head on over to MarilynManson.com for some more creepy shizz. [Source]

It's that time of the week again ... to check out the Hot Dude of the Week ... since I was so mean to y'all yesterday, how about I make it up to you by posting this picture of our new friend Andy:


He looks so serious ... maybe he didn't like the Scientology joke either? Ah well ... the hot bod makes up for it! Enjoy :) [Source]

And finally, I have to give a shout-out to the hilariously funny site TVgasm.com for doing their own little April Fool's joke yesterday ... did y'all see it?


Click above to see full size screenshot

LOL ... they did a great job with their site yesterday. Loves it! [Source]

Newstime:
Dayum ... it's been a bizzy weekend already ... Friday night a bunch of us got together to celebrate Mike G.'s birthday at the Necto in Ann Arbor, here are a few pics:


And the celebration continued into Saturday evening with a lovely dinner at Bahama Breeze ...


... followed by dessert in our hotel room ...


... followed by hours upon hours of drinking and dancing and more drinking at the Dorkwave 2-year anniversary of the Les Enfants Terribles danceparty:


SO ... Yeah ... you can see how bizzy we've been for the past couple of days -- uh, and the weekend ain't over quite yet. Tonight a few of us are heading down to OSLO to catch Andy Rourke's DJ set:


Hopefully we won't be dead tomorrow ... but I can't make any guarantees.

I hope all y'all are having a great weekend and I hope y'all can forgive the little joke :) Still friends?

xo

trent